My ex is from Austin, Texas. Gaby's new man is from Austin, Texas. My previous ex is currently in Austin, Texas. And yet, all I can think about are all the grimey shit that goes on down there. And we all thought Virginia was bad. At least we only smoked pot for the most part. So glad I never grew up in Texas.

"Don't let him get the best of you. Don't let him win."

It feels as if we never met and that I'm okay with it. Like you're just somebody else I never knew.