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There's something about a woman wearing an eye-patch...

Somewhere it's morning.

Sometimes, well, especially recently since my hair is always curled, I wish I had a poodle. But a toy poodle. Purebred. I've always wanted one, which is silly to think since well, I love pit bulls and french mastiffs. Mean looking dogs. Not poodles. I'd name her something like Duchess or Roxy. But I should probably consider buying a pair of falsies or at least my new phone first.

We never see Betty Draper do her hair. I'd love to know.

***She goes to a salon. Bitch.

I always get myself into really bad situations.

What is my favorite song by Morrissey and/or The Smiths?

As the old saying goes, your pin-up tattoo is the one woman who will never leave you.

I miss being noticed for my work. I miss nauseating people and making them gag at the body and blood that I created. It makes me feel like a god. Surely, you must know how I'm feeling. Having someone emit some sort of emotion or energy from something you yourself created. With your own two hands. Bare. It makes me wonder though. About God? If there is a god, perhaps he isn't here to save us, or to teach us. Perhaps, he's just there to admire his work, just like so many of us are. Or perhaps he's just here to see how he can improve us. Well, the future 'us.' Us as in the human race, of course. Or maybe even the entire universe.