Sometimes, well, especially recently since my hair is always curled, I wish I had a poodle. But a toy poodle. Purebred. I've always wanted one, which is silly to think since well, I love pit bulls and french mastiffs. Mean looking dogs. Not poodles. I'd name her something like Duchess or Roxy. But I should probably consider buying a pair of falsies or at least my new phone first.