We have this old dog named Cosmo that comes into work. And today, they brought him in for a bath and boarding over the weekend. He was soaking wet so everyone just thought they he had gotten a bath. But I didn't understand because he had leaves and mud on him. Turns out he was covered in fleas and maggots. It wasn't until we called the owner to tell him that he decided to tell us that he's been "slowing down" lately. 

Come on, now. Seriously. Wtf.